A Self-Love Practice for People Who Apologize When Someone Bumps Into THEM
(Because You Deserve Love, Even If You’re Sorry for Existing)

Tired of saying “sorry” for simply existing? This 23-minute MP3 is your hilariously backhanded permission slip to stop apologizing for breathing too loudly, taking up space, or—let’s be real—bumping into inanimate objects and then whispering “oops.”

Featuring 30 affirmations crafted specifically for chronic over-apologizers, this self-love practice blends humor and biting wit with just enough truth to make you rethink why you’re apologizing to air molecules.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ A refreshingly irreverent take on self-affirmation
✅ A guilt-free excuse to laugh at your own over-politeness

You’ll receive a download link upon purchase—no apologies necessary.