Dicholas Chad Pansy is a self-proclaimed professional overthinker who spent three years writing latest book, “Maybe I’m the problem,”  and another two years apologizing to everyone involved in its publication. After earning his degree in Existential Panic, he dedicated his life to turning his anxiety into content, which his therapist calls "an interesting coping mechanism."

When not questioning every decision he's ever made, Dicholas works as a part-time crisis generator and full-time self-doubt enthusiast. He has written several other books, though he's not entirely sure if they actually exist or if he just dreamed about writing them. His previous works include "Did I Lock The Door? A Memoir" and "Sorry About That: An Unnecessary Apology in 300 Pages."

Dicholas lives in what he hopes is New York City (though he's too anxious to actually confirm this) with his emotional support houseplant and a cat who may or may not be gaslighting him. You can find him at ruinyourlifenow.com, where he posts affirmations that no one believes and answers emails with an unnecessary number of apologies.

He would love to hear from you, but will probably overthink your message for approximately 3-7 months before responding with "Thanks!" and then immediately regretting his choice of punctuation.

(P.S. He's sorry if this bio was too long. Or too short. Or just right, which might somehow be worse?)