Wake Up Feeling Motivated (Or Just Hit Snooze Again)

Energizing Affirmations to Start Your Day—Assuming You Even Want To

Welcome to your 7-8 minute guided meditation audio, designed to jolt you into motivation—or at least convince you to consider getting out of bed before noon.

In this meditation, you will:

☕ Breathe in energy, exhale the crushing desire to stay unconscious.
☕ Picture your ideal morning—then laugh, because that version of you doesn’t exist.
☕ Recite bold affirmations—such as "I’m awake, alive, and ready to crush it… or at least fake it ‘til lunch."
☕ Visualize seizing the day—before immediately debating if "bed hair" counts as a style.
☕ Fight the siren song of the snooze button—and probably lose.

As this meditation ends, take a deep breath and embrace the delusion that today will be different. Or don’t. Snooze is right there, and we both know you’re about to hit it.

Namaste, you unmotivated disasters. You’re awake… ish.