Become a Horrible Person: A 21-Minute Affirmation Program

Ever wished you could fully embrace your worst qualities and repel every living being in your orbit? Look no further. This 21-minute MP3 is the ultimate affirmation practice for those who aspire to become truly insufferable.

Packed with darkly self-sabotaging affirmations, this program will guide you through the fine art of alienating loved ones, sabotaging relationships, and ensuring your presence is met with universal disdain. Whether you're looking to destroy your social life, repel all romantic prospects, or simply revel in your own wretchedness, this is the perfect tool for your journey to rock bottom.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ The most brutally absurd self-affirmations ever recorded
✅ A masterclass in becoming completely unlikable

Upon purchase, you'll receive a download link—assuming the universe hasn't conspired to block your access.