Confidence Boost for People Who Cringe at Themselves

Confidence is a state of mind—or in your case, a barely maintained illusion. This 19-minute MP3 affirmation program is here to help you fake it ‘til you make it (or at least until you can say a sentence without replaying it in your head for three years).

Packed with 30 brutal affirmations, this audio guide is perfect for those who want to embrace their awkwardness, own their quirks, and maybe—just maybe—stop cringing at their own existence. From social faux pas to overthinking every text, this program turns self-doubt into self-deprecating hilarity.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ A confidence boost for the perpetually self-conscious
✅ Perfect for anyone who panics when someone says, “Tell me about yourself”

Upon purchase, you’ll receive a download link—no need to overthink clicking it.