Detach from Drama (Unless It's Entertaining, Then Lean In)

(Because Inner Peace Is Overrated and Gossip Is Fun)

Who needs Zen when you have group chat updates and expertly archived screenshots? This 21-minute MP3 affirmation program is for those who swear they “don’t do drama” but also keep receipts, analyze every subtweet, and wouldn’t dare scroll past a juicy comment thread.

Packed with 30 affirmations, this program gently (or not-so-gently) calls out your chaotic tendencies while helping you pretend to be above it all. Whether you’re setting boundaries (badly), vowing to let go (but still peeking at the drama), or embracing calm (until someone talks nonsense), this audio guide keeps you grounded—ish.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ A self-care practice for the messily self-aware
✅ Perfect for anyone who definitely doesn’t thrive on drama (sure, Jan)

Upon purchase, you'll receive a download link—no need to passive-aggressively refresh your inbox.