Feel and Look Like Shit 

(Because Why Stop at Low Self-Worth When You Can Completely Destroy Yourself?)

Congratulations! If your self-esteem wasn’t in ruins before, this 37-minute MP3 affirmation program will make sure it is. Designed for those who believe rock bottom is just a pit stop on the way to total obliteration, this collection of truly life-destroying affirmations ensures you’ll not only feel like human garbage—you’ll look the part too.

From cultivating a personal stench that rivals biohazards to achieving peak social alienation, this program provides a relentless, no-holds-barred approach to self-destruction. Ideal for anyone committed to their own downfall, or simply looking for the darkest, most grotesque humor imaginable.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ The ultimate anti-self-help experience
✅ Perfect for those who like their humor pitch-black and their self-worth nonexistent

Upon purchase, you’ll receive a download link—assuming your mere existence hasn’t corrupted your inbox.