Guided Meditation for the Chronically Indecisive

An Unhelpful Journey of Overthinking and Second-Guessing Every Choice You've Ever Made

Welcome to your 7-8 minute guided meditation audio, expertly designed to help you do absolutely nothing about your indecisiveness. Because why make a decision when you can just think about making one forever?

In this meditation, you’ll experience:

✨ A grounding breath practice—or maybe not. Breathing is a choice, after all.
✨ A deep dive into your current decision paralysis—whether it’s what to eat for lunch or whether to upend your entire life for a dream you’re not sure you have.
✨ A gentle reminder of the crushing weight of indecision—so you can stay right where you are, trapped in the comforting arms of perpetual limbo.
✨ A visualization of every possible worst-case scenario—because nothing inspires inaction like a well-crafted disaster reel.
✨ A series of affirmations that reinforce your commitment to never committing to anything.

As the meditation closes, you’ll be left with the same nagging uncertainty you started with—but with a newfound appreciation for just how skilled you are at second-guessing everything.

Namaste, or not. It’s really up to you.