Manifesting Success (While Refusing to Do Any Actual Work)

A Guided Meditation for the Bare Minimum Manifestor

Welcome to your 7-8 minute guided meditation audio, designed for those who believe in the power of manifestation—but not in, say, actual effort. Why work hard when you can simply visualize success into existence?

In this meditation, you will:

✨ Breathe in abundance, exhale responsibility—because productivity is just a state of mind.
✨ Visualize your dream life—without concerning yourself with how to get there.
✨ Affirm your entitlement to success—while actively ignoring any nagging guilt that suggests you should probably be doing more.
✨ Perfect the art of selective action—such as buying an expensive notebook, writing “CEO Energy” on the first page, and then never touching it again.
✨ Send out the most entitled energy possible—because surely the universe wants to hand you wealth with no strings attached.

As this meditation ends, you’ll walk away with an unwavering belief that success will just happen—preferably overnight, ideally with minimal effort on your part. And if it doesn’t? Well… just manifest harder.

Namaste, or whatever.