Prosperity Affirmations for People Who Have No Idea How Money Works

(Because Manifesting Wealth Is Easier Than Learning Basic Financial Literacy, Right?)

If your financial strategy consists of blind optimism and hoping your bank account magically refills itself, this 20-minute MP3 affirmation audio is for you. Packed with 30 brutally backhanded money affirmations, this program will have you manifesting wealth—or at least laughing through your financial incompetence.

Perfect for the chronically broke, the budget-averse, and anyone whose savings account doubles as a snack fund, this affirmation set is here to help you pretend you have your finances together—without actually doing anything about it.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ Ideal for anyone who trusts the universe more than their own money management skills
✅ A must-have for those who treat checking their bank balance like a horror movie

Upon purchase, you’ll receive a download link—assuming you didn’t just spend your last dollar on this.