🖤 The Dead Inside, But Functional Survival Bundle – 50% Off!

A Book, an Affirmation Audio, and a Meditation Audio for Those Who’ve Emotionally Checked Out but Still Have to Function

Because life is exhausting, people expect way too much effort, and honestly, you just need to get through the day with minimal emotional engagement. This bundle won’t fix you, but it will teach you how to exist with the least amount of effort possible.

What’s Included?

📖 The Dead Inside, But Functional Book
The ultimate guide to mastering detachment, faking emotional depth, and doing the bare minimum while maintaining the illusion of effort. Covers essential life skills such as:
☠️ Perfecting the dead-eyed customer service smile while thinking about absolutely nothing.
☠️ How to function at work just enough to avoid being fired.
☠️ The art of responding to drama with “Damn, that sucks” and moving on.

🎧 Dead Inside, But Functional – Affirmation Audio
A low-energy yet weirdly effective pep talk for:
💀 People who answer “How are you?” with “Existing.”
💀 Those who believe one text reply per month is peak social effort.
💀 Anyone whose primary coping mechanism is mild disassociation.

🎧 Dead Inside, But Functional – Meditation Audio
A 9-minute guided meditation designed for people who:
😑 Want to “relax” but also need to mentally escape during conversations.
😑 Struggle with mindfulness because they’re too busy avoiding their thoughts.
😑 Need to embrace the absolute bare minimum version of self-care.

Why You Need This Bundle:

✔️ You’re not here for “growth,” you’re here for survival.
✔️ You can’t remember the last time you were emotionally invested in anything.
✔️ You’re just trying to pass as a functioning human without putting in too much effort.
✔️ You need just enough motivation to fake engagement and then go back to dissociating.

How to Use It:

📖 Read the book for tips on looking alive while feeling nothing.
🎧 Play the affirmation audio whenever you need to remind yourself that existence is optional, but functioning is required.
🎧 Use the meditation audio as a legally acceptable excuse to ignore your problems.

💀 50% off for a limited time—because pretending to care shouldn’t cost full price.

🖤 Get the Dead Inside, But Functional Survival Bundle and coast through life like a pro. 🎉