You Are a Magnet for Wealth (But Let’s Not Talk About Your Credit Score)

A Guided Meditation for Manifesting Abundance While Avoiding Financial Reality

Welcome to your 7-8 minute guided meditation audio, where wealth flows effortlessly—so long as you don’t check your bank balance.

In this meditation, you will:

💰 Breathe in abundance, exhale financial stress—or at least pretend to.
💰 Affirm your limitless prosperity—while artfully dodging thoughts of debt and unpaid bills.
💰 Visualize your dream lifestyle—including a mansion, luxury car, and designer wardrobe your current finances could never support.
💰 Release limiting beliefs about money—because fiscal responsibility is just another construct holding you back.
💰 Deny financial anxiety with confidence—through powerful affirmations like "Debt is a social construct" and "Overdraft fees do not define me."

As this meditation ends, take a moment to marvel at your ability to manifest wealth—or at least the illusion of it. And remember, abundance is just a mindset… and so, apparently, is financial literacy.

Namaste, and happy manifesting. Your wealth is coming. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully.