You Deserve Happiness (Even Though You Don’t Really Believe That)

If your immediate reaction to joy is mild suspicion, this 17-minute MP3 affirmation audio was made for you. Packed with 30  backhanded affirmations, this program gently (or not-so-gently) reminds you that happiness is not an elaborate scam—even if your brain keeps trying to convince you otherwise.

Perfect for those who struggle to accept good things without overanalyzing them, this audio guide walks you through the painful process of not ruining your own day for once. Will you fully believe these affirmations? Probably not. But hey, fake it ‘til you make it.

✅ Instantly downloadable MP3 format
✅ Great for people who think they must earn joy like a corporate promotion
✅ Designed to help you accept happiness—without immediately panicking about it

Upon purchase, you’ll receive a download link—no need to send an apology email to the universe first.